Valentines is over hyped. It's based on an ancient pagan festival called Lupercalia anyway. So unless you're a fan of being chased round by nude men weilding whips, you don't have to worry about being in the true spirit of the festival. It made His Lordship blush furiously when I told him! (Image: I-am-bored.com) He did give me a great card though: "Roses are red, violets are blue, when we first met I knew it was true; I had stepped in a puddle, and had a hole in my shoe..."